The Annual Greenfist Award goes to Amina Tariq! She is the brave sister that decided to protest cruel treatment of animals by wearing a gown made entirely of lettuce! This is a more modest version of the lettuce-wear that the “Lettuce Ladies” usually wear–which consists of a two-piece bikini made of lettuce!
We are confident that due to her stance to protect the rights of the “non-speaking animals,” our lettuce lady earned multiple good marks on her good deeds card! One only needs to refer to the tradition where the Holy Prophet, peace and blessings be upon him and his progeny, said that a woman of “ill-repute” who gave water to a thirsty dog (in some versions “cat”) will go to Paradise because of her kind act.
You go girl!